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The 9 Hottest Shoes Designed by Musicians
The J-Threezy
Sensible. Fashionable. Parent-approved. The J-Threezy teaches the young active male what older siblings and dads never could: girls pay attention to your shoes. The Brothers Jonas know this. Get these and then invest in a keeping-away stick.
The Barefoot Fleazy
In honor of RHCP bassist Flea’s unflinching dedication to nudity, the Fleazy comes in the shape of a naked human foot. Now you too can be comfortable baring it all while simultaneously enjoying the comfort and protection of silicone rubber boot. Also good for Halloween, all you Lord of the Rings fans.
The Me-Me-Meezy
This shoe is sort of irritating but somehow, it’s still pretty cute.
The XXL Rick Reezy
This ain’t your daddy’s double XL orthopedic clog. It’s Rick Ross’. And yours. No givebacks. Reezy’s are great on your feet for when you’re getting your mail, walking to the kitchen for food, answering the door at 4AM when your roommate’s locked out… all kinds of radical sport-like activities. Available in men’s sizes 17 – 22.
The 3OH!3zy
Laces. Check. Velcro. Check. That party in Boulder where Lisa and Anthony drank that weird punch that made them barf all night, and you were super nervous because Jenna was supposed to come and then she did come and she walks up to you and goes, “Hey,” and you’re like, “Hey,” and then she’s like “LET’S DANCE NOW,” and you guys did and had the best time until Anthony came back and punched you in the back of the head and passed out on that random girl’s fur coat. Check.
The American Idol Cheddar Cheesy
They’re promotional flip-flops, but check it out. There’s totally a promotional code printed on them and you can enter it into a website during the finale for like a Daughtry CD I think. So. You know. AMERICA.
Slug’s #1 Atmospheezy
Every Armageddon has its Deep Impact and every Yeezy has its Atmospheezy. IT’S NOT THE SAME THING. Look. The Pheezy has an extra insole so when you’re done hooping it up, you can ride your deck to the lab for a rhyme sesh with dry feet. Also, this one has Power Laces. From the Future. Part II.
The 4-Inch Sleezee
This is a totally legit, sexy heel. But there’s a 4-inch retractable blade in the toe for kicking enemies or frenemies or the guy you have to beat when you’re Tokyo Drifting to the mall. Wear it to fancy dinner. Dance like no one’s watching. Eat, Pray, Love, He’s Just Not That Into You, etc.
The Coldpleezy Totally Freezy
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