[Verse 1] Teenage angst has paid off well Now, I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats then she is not A witch like we have thought A downpayment on another One at Salem's lot [Chorus] Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants That legendary divorce is such a bore [Verse 2] As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead, I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before [Chorus] Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants That legendary divorce is such a bore [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants That legendary divorce is such a bore